Jokes

Female viagra has been around for years. It’s called Money

My favourite thing to do at school is LEAVING...

I found $20 laying on the parking lot and thought to myself: "what would Jesus do?". So I turned is into wine

Welcome to adulthood, where you'll be constantly tired, except for when it’s time to go to sleep.

- What happened to the Italian chef who died?

- I think he pasta-way

How do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

A big nose is not an excuse for no mask

I wear underwear even so...

It might be hard to say I love you

Much easier to write it

And it is much easier to copy and paste it

How many seasons in Canada?

Only 2 - Winter and July

- What’s the Wi-Fi password?

- Barman: Buy a drink first.

- I’ll have a Coke.

- Barman: There you go.

- So what’s the Wi?Fi password?

- Barman: "Buy a drink first" - one word and all lowercase